Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Among all those dull sayings you have read before, there are some comprehensible and even smart! Published: February 01, 2019 242 Clicks A teenage girl stole a pizza delivery driver's car early Wednesday morning in Lehigh Acres, deputies said. Few good old funny jokes are your only hope to cheer you up, make you laugh and boost your self-confidence. Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon 188. I'll just quit if it's stupid. Crime doesn't pay — especially for these guys! We have divided and organized all the jokes, riddles, insults and pick up lines into different categories, to make is easier for you to find your favorites pieces. This site will be updates with new material continuously. Thank goodness it was a soft drink.
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A: Why did the 25-watt bulb flunk out of school? Why does a dishtowel get wet when it dries? Some jokes are funny, some are silly, but some are just plain stupid. Time is your enemy Time is also an important matter. If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? Their names were Manners, Trouble and Shut up. It´s great with all the variation there is, without it, the world would be a boring place to live. We, the experts of humor, the investigators of lulz, the overseers of the memes now feel ourselves dull. To get a root canal.
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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? But what about the argument that a strict educational environment can stifle creativity and intellectual development? A sign in a church. Because they have little anty-bodies. Your E-Mail Address: Your Name: To confirm your subscription, you must click on a link in the email being sent to you. Where do polar bears vote? Published: February 04, 2019 209 Clicks Portland police are looking for a thief who stole an expensive diamond ring from a local pawn shop and then tried to sell it back 24 hours later. I saw it through my telescope last night. When the teacher puts a bad mark for it, their answers are that it is Google making us a stupid essay.
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