Peter Gibbons: You know, I've never really liked paying Bills. Now I want you to relax your legs. Dom Portwood: Sounds good to me. Did you see the memo about this? What we've done is bad enough. What it does is every time there's a bank transaction. Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working.
I deal with the goddamn customers. Who do you think you are? That's a really good idea. Wanna go to Chotchkie's, get some coffee? Not right now, Lumbergh, I'm. Uh, you're going to have to talk to payroll about that. Do you ever watch Kung Fu? Good luck with your layoffs, all right? We're gonna bring in some entry-level graduates. So, from now on, only use the new time sheets.
Read on for another quiz question. Would you like to sit down? It would be nice to have that kind of job security. Joanna: Okay, Okay, can we order lunch first? I mean, I guess I sort of like them all. Tom Smykowski: Ah, look, uh…I gotta get outta here. They're not going to saw your hands off here. How dare you judge me? I have eight different bosses right now.
That's the beauty of it. What are you doin' for lunch today? Joanna: Why don't you call me when you grow up! What you do at Initech. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. I'm working at Hooters now, you know. Bob Slydell: What if - and believe me this is hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. We, uh, we fixed the glitch. I got a meeting with the Bobs in a couple of minutes.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks. Swanson dies immediately after giving the hypnotic suggestion to Peter. Is today the worst day of your life? It's that I just don't care. I just get that feeling lookin' at her like she's the type of chick that just. Besides two chicks at the same time? Workplaces are small, so avoid gossiping about other coworkers. Samir Nagheenanajar: So what did you say? Heading The heading is arguably the most important part of your memo.
I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be. I hope you have a better story for Lumbergh. This was all your idea, asshole. I just stare at my desk. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. Bob Porter: But, you must really love his music.
I just wanted you to know that I know how you feel. We have to swear to God, Allah. That way Lumbergh can't see me. But I was told that I could listen. I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead. What if you get caught? I'd say in a given week.
This space should be assigned only for the life of the grant funding with an option of extension if other funding is obtained or there is an extension on the grant. Did you get that memo? Michael Bolton: No way, why should I change? Avoid overpowering fragrances or strong smells. I thought you were going to come in here and start shooting. The thought of having to go to the state unemployment office. It's just we're putting new cover sheets. Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh. It's actually right there on the board.
Tom Smykowski: Well, all right. Yes, but I'm not going to do anything illegal. Now, if I work my ass off. Finally, no matter what, the other employees are forbidden to be mean to her, and must suffer the consequences outlined in that same policy, such as a reprimand. He's the one who sucks.